I offer this case in point for your Midweek Madness diversion -- a big production number from '60s TV that would have had Don Draper rushing for the channel knob.
Here are Liberace, Phyllis Diller, Dusty Springfield and Millicent Martin (whoever she was), trying to celebrating vintage glamor. If you can, hold on until the end, if only to see how Liberace gets to be the center of attention:
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