Wondering why the Royal Opera House haven't released any photos of the spectacular Big Man that dominates the set of Les Troyens in its closing moments? It's hardly a spoiler, is it?
It couldn't be anything to do with the fact that David McVicar's designer, Es Devlin, has used a remarkably similar-looking prop before, could it? And in circumstances with which the Royal Opera House would probably not wish to associate its fragrant self?
Here it is with its five careful original owners - Gary, Robbie, Mark, Jason and Howard of Take That - on their Es Devlin-designed Progress tour.